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January 25, 2018 Comments Off on Filmy Dialogues That Apply to Age Old Management Views: 150 Official Keeda

Filmy Dialogues That Apply to Age Old Management

1. Manager to Employee on the Appraisal Day:

Promotion diya jaye ya salary cut kiya jaye, bol tere saath kya sulukh kiya jae

2. Admin department to other departments:

Zindagi me teen cheez kabhi underestimate mat karna- admin, admin ka power aur admin ke aadmi (Wifi Password)

3. Employee to senior during meeting:

Tumhari smile kitni dangerous hai pata hai? (Sarcastic smile). Mere pass dimaag hota toh pakka iska meaning samajh pata.

4. When you get back after a vacation:

Hum thode bewafaa kya huya, aap toh serious hogaye, Sir!

5. Employee during exit interview:

Main udna chahta hoon, daudna chahta hoon, girna bhi chahta hoon, bas yaha rukna nahi chata

6. What the HR expects you to understand for Diwali gifts:

Gold toh gold hota hai, cash ho ya kind.

7. When that one guy in the office asks for a treat:

Apna lunch main bhale hi nahi share karta hun, lekin dusro se bewajah treat mangne ki gandi aadat hai mujhe.

8.  When you suggest going for an offsite to Kasol:

Dharmik mamlo mein mujhe masti karna bilkul bhi pasand nahi hai

9. When your group of collegues start gossiping during lunch:

Badi juicy, amusing, notorious hoti hai, par gossip toh aisi hi hota hai.

10. What the office intern thinks:

Internship na ho gayi, full-time job ho gayi. Subah 9 baje se kaam kar rahe hain, koi ghar hi nahi jaane de raha

11. When the client keeps on giving continuous feedback:

Kya samajh rakha hai humko, baraat ka dhol? Ki aap bajate rahenge aur hum dance karte rahenge?

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